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The State of Santa Claus December 24, 2007

Posted by Daniel Downs in children, China, Christmas, family, global trade, Jesus Christ, news, offshoring, polls, religion, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, science, secularism, survey, toys, United Nations, United States, Universal Postal Union.

In a December 19 Newsmax article, Charles R. Smith reported Santa’s was on a return trip from China when his sleigh went down somewhere in the South China Sea. As reported by officials of both the Chinese government and the North Pole, one of several Chinese military escorts was blinded by Rudolph’s bright red nose when he temporarily lost control of his plane and accidentally fired a missile that collided with Santa’s sleigh. (more…)